If I were a  beebirdcatdogfishfrogsquirrelstaryou I would steal your lunch
Hide it in a tree just for the crunch
If I were a  beebirdcatdogfishfrogsquirrelstaryou I would sit and tweet
Laugh at folks with two left feet

If I were a  beebirdcatdogfishfrogsquirrelstaryou I would swim away
Splash the water make you stay
If I were a  beebirdcatdogfishfrogsquirrelstaryou I would take your hat
Wear it with swagger like a diplomat

If I were  beebirdcatdogfishfrogsquirrelstaryou I would sing this song
Dance around like nothing’s wrong
If I were you I'd play it cool
Act like I never broke a single rule

If I were a  beebirdcatdogfishfrogsquirrelstaryou I would shine so bright
Mess with the constellations every night
If I were a  beebirdcatdogfishfrogsquirrelstaryou I would chase my tail
Run in circles while wagging like a gale

If I were a  beebirdcatdogfishfrogsquirrelstaryou I'd buzz and sting
Make you jump with every zing
If I were a  beebirdcatdogfishfrogsquirrelstaryou I would leap so high
Touch the clouds and kiss the sky